Bitch I Hate You!

 

I'm angry!
I'm mad ass hell!
How could that bitch go shooting without knowing her victims.
Opening fire and killing students with kids, families, and a future.

I'm angry!
There was nothing I could do, nothing I could say.
It was all out of my control.
I couldn't protect you...

I'm angry!
I hate the Mayor, the pawn shop that sold the bitch the gun, the crisis hotline, and all the people who made empty promises.
You did nothing to make this thing right.
Now it's my turn to let this shit out.

I'm angry!
I'm mad ass hell!
It's not okay, young lives were loss.
Why? Because your short, ugly, fat, black ass didn't like what you saw when you looked in the mirror.
If you wanted to die, then you should've went alone.
Why kill and torment innocent people you barely knew?
Bitch I hate you! And I'll never get to tell you, "Burn In Hell", because you took care of that when you turned the gun to yourself...

~LeBlanc author of "Taste of Lust"

Note: If something is bothering you, let it out. Express yourself with words. Allow the negative energy to leave your body. Writing is therapy!  Now let's turn that hurt into happiness...

Do you really like me, yes or no?

I like u.
And u say u like me, but I have a feeling u really don't.
I think u just say it back so that my feelings don't get hurt...
Do you really like me, yes or no?

You're use to all the girls falling into your lil ditch & sadly I've fallen in too.
I scream for help, but I can't get it, because part of me likes it in here.
Do you really like me, yes or no?

Half of my heart is telling me that you do like me and you want me, but you're lost & confused.
The other part of me is saying "Get out of here you're gonna die alone crazy!!!"

~Troi Hayes, Our 8th grade star of the month

10 Free Romantic Tips

1. Call to see if you can pick up anything on the way home from work.
2. Send a dozen roses: 11 red roses and 1 white one. The note: "In every bunch there's one who stands out - and you are that one."
3. Float a love note in a bottle in the bathtub.
4. Call him at work and say: "Hello handsome! Are you free tonight?"
5. Write him/her a check for one million kisses
6. Get tulips and attach this note: "I've got two-lips waiting for you!"
7. Something for the anniversary.... a lottery ticket and a note: "I hit the jackpot when I married you."
8. Hire a masseuse to give your partner a professional massage at home.
9. On cold mornings warm up her car.
10. Bring flowers home for no reason (well, the reason is love).

 

Relationship specialists recommend that couples introduce new romance novelties into the bedroom every month to add  spice back to their relationships and to always keep the flames roaring...

 

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Don't Let Her Slip Away

 

Your positive spiritual energy is only an added complement to your physical beauty.  Your spiritual aura is without a doubt extraordinarily unique. Never underestimate yourself. Know that people are drawn to your magnificent light and can’t help but adore you. That is powerful and yet, an amazing gift. So naturally, of course, all men want you. However, most realize that like a star in the heavens you may be unattainable.

 

Remember, there is more poverty in the world than there are rich people. This is because most people fear working hard for something and usually give up and not try at all. My queen you are worthy. You are priceless. It will take a real man to release his pride to appreciate and love the Goddess that you are, a King indeed...

~Claudine Hayes 

Locked Up

I grabbed hold of the cold steel bars and I looked out.
"I want to be FREE!" I screamed. "I've been locked up for too long."
I imprisoned myself at a young age. Went from one ruler to another.
And now it's time for me to go. I can't stand being controlled.
"I want to be FREE!"

There are so many places to see, so many things I could be.
"I want to be FREE!" I screamed. "I've been locked up for too long."
I don't want anyone telling me what to do or where to go.
I'm my own person, a grown-up, not a child. I'm not your property.
"I want to be FREE!"

This fool is parenting me. Telling me what to wear and how to do my hair.
"I want to be FREE!" I screamed. "I've been locked up for too long."
What contract did I sign? I remember the big "X" by the black line.
I graduated from high school and went straight to a cell. Am I living my life in hell?
"I want to be FREE"

Life is what you make it. No one should ever control your body, mind or soul.
Do what brings you joy, you're your own boss.
Free yourself!

~LeBlanc author of "Taste of Lust"

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Make Her Scream with a G-Spot Orgasm

G-spot stimulation is one way to access Tantric orgasms. The G-spot (Grafenberg spot) is a small, lima bean-shaped area on the upper side of the vaginal wall (tummy side), approximately 2-3 inches. This spot feels different in texture than the rest of the vagina. It is spongy and coarser in texture than the rest of the vagina, which is normally how it is found. When the G-spot is stimulated, usually through hard pushing or constant rubbing, it causes intense orgasmic feelings that most women say exceeds a normal orgasmic response.


To stimulate the G-spot, pressure has to be applied on the upper wall of the vagina, AND the woman has to be extremely aroused. Blood rushes to the G-spot just as it does to the clitoris during sexual excitement. Therefore, any sexual position which maximizes pressure to this area increases the chance for a G-spot orgasm. The following 4 positions greatly increase the likelihood that a woman will experience a G-spot orgasm.

(1) Rear Entry. The Rear Entry position, when done correctly, maximizes potential for a G-spot orgasm because the man's penis should rub on the upper wall of the woman's vagina. To do this position correctly, the woman should kneel on all fours, her legs parted slightly. The woman should resist the urge to put her face down onto the bed, and instead try to keep her back arched slightly, with her elbows bent or her elbows up and locked. The entry angle changes dramatically when the woman leans forward into the bed. As the man enters her from behind, the sensation should be one of tight and full penetration. The woman may feel his penis hitting her cervix as this is often a good position to get full penetration. The man can change his penetration to hit the G-spot by pulling up on her hips and thrusting in a more downward motion.

(2) The Fusion. The Fusion position is a favorite in Kama Sutra. To get into this position, the man should sit on the bed or floor and extend his legs in front of him, and his arms behind him. The woman should then lower herself down onto his penis. Her legs should be up by his chest and bent, and her arms should be behind her and between his legs. She then uses a combination of her arms and her legs to "rock" herself on his penis in and in and out motion, sort of like a piston. This position may seem unlikely to produce a G-spot orgasm, but the angle and the seductive nature of the position make it highly erotic. The only bad drawback of this position is if you have bad knees, you will not be able to sustain it for long.

(3) The Flower Press. The Flower Press position is excellent for the G-spot orgasm, multiple orgasms, heavier male partners, heavier female partners, and pregnant women (earlier months). The woman lies on her back and allows the man to penetrate her, as in missionary position, but after penetration has been achieved, she then raises her legs up and back, until they are either on his shoulders or on his chest. The man kneels up against her and uses her thighs for support, and she can grab onto his hips to help bring him into her. This position allows for extreme penetration and his pelvic arch is against her clitoral area. It also provides a nice rubbing against the top of the vaginal wall because of the height of the man compared to the woman, which is what stimulates the G-spot.

(4) Rotated Woman. The Rotated Woman position is a favorite with both men and women alike because it offers excellent stimulation. To do it, the man lies flat on the bed and the woman lowers herself onto his penis facing BACKWARD toward his feet. Then, SLOWLY and CAREFULLY, she leans forward, until she is lying on top of him, her legs outstretched and her hands down by his feet. Then, she can slowly do a "figure 8" motion with her hips or just grab his ankles and slide herself up and down. Because she is lying down at this angle, her vagina is pulled taut, causing the penis to rub it tightly, hence the G-spot pressure. She also gets gentle clitoral rubbing by his testicles and legs, which is a pleasant and gentle surprise. The woman is completely in control here and can set the pace and the depth of the motion.

Tantric sex is meant both to enhance the physical sensations and to transform them into a vehicle for blissful insight. Women feel the orgasm from the G-spot or vaginal stimulation deeper inside their body, rather than as the localized feeling they have with clitoral stimulation. The whole-body orgasm is one of the Tantric methods for reaching a state of ecstasy.

~By Jennifer Lawless

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She Said

SHE SAID

Her Yoni was wet..& wanting.
Those thoughts are haunting me...
I'm caught in a brain storm & her words are warming me.....
I ponder is this just LUST?
Or is this the rush of love cum'n down?
No alarms have sounded..however I must stay grounded..

She speaks to me so matter of factually & casually......
I'm enchanted!
I'm being romanced & enhanced at the same time......
Her thoughts have been intertwined in mine making a beautiful melody.

A melody played like an old 70tys love song of how "if loving her is wrong I don't wanna be right"!
We are some how in the same place at the same time...
Sharing business game plans & sharing mental pain......
Not blaming no one but seeking Peace....

I once asked the Universe for a mirror that had my feminine reflection...
She came like a meteor soaring into my life...
Stealing my attention..
Gaining more of my affection...
She yet may be the Goddess I seek to reveal my pain to...
Heal my pain too!

If She is you......
Ooooooooooooooo


~WNZ

Am I Giving Too Much Too Fast?

Am I Giving Too Much Too Fast?

It doesn’t matter now, I have nothing to lose.

I ’m putting my feeling out there.

I long to communicate with you.

Wanting to know all about you.

SELFISHLY, desiring all of your attention.

Inhaling , only you and ignoring the rest.

My thoughts wander to you on “Two  Occasions,” that’s day and night.  

And every song I hear reminds me of you.

How do your lips feel?

I’m picturing you holding me.

Tingling sin-sations as I dream about us making love.

Can I fall in love this quick and with a person I’ve never met?

My mind says no, but does love have limits?

 I can’t ignore how I feel.

A fool once said, feeling can be used to trick.

Is that it?

Am I being fooled?

Are my love-like emotions leading me the wrong way?  

My heart says no. I’m enjoying our interactions too much and it has to be right.

To hell with the rules, I like how you make me feel.

Let’s move forward with no titles or commitments and just do what brings us joy.

~LUST, I want you to want me... 

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Bend You Over



LeBlanc, Author of "Taste of Lust"

It appears men don't want to be men these days.

They'd rather put a skirt on and play the bitch role. Is it role play confusion?
Where is the testosterone? Now, you want me to chase you?

You want me to call you 24-7, come see you, drive you around, open your door, take you to dinner, and then rock you to sleep. It's clear you want to wear my panties. There is no give and take. It's all about you, mister, treat me like a queen. I remember the days when a man was a man. Now, you want me to chase you?

You want me to pump my own gas and walk myself to my car when it's late. Are you afraid someone may jump on your ass? Do I need to protect you too?
Now, you want me to chase you?

"I want you to cry, be devastated when I exit your life." I never thought a grown man needed that much attention. Do you see the image you project?. It's not that cool pimpin shit, that you watched on "The Mack, " it's a weak bitch laying on his back.
I guess I'll bend you over and play the man, since you want me to chase you...

Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW
Author of "Characters of Lust" and  "Taste of Lust"

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Penis Envy

Open Letter to my Goddesses

What's up with all the controlling mechanisms?
That shit got your shoulders tight & the Yoni tighter...
You can be strong without feeling like being in control of er'thang!
Actually relaxing allows more of y...our femininity to shine thru.........
Be that butter fly....
Fck that cocoon!!!!!!!!
Live a bit.....
Love more......
Accept love more....
Relax.......................
Er'thang gonna be ok......
Allow others to worship you the way they can without your instruction...
Breath more...
Smile more.......
Enjoy your ability to be receptive...
Make a proper womb choice of a King & not a fool...
Use you feminine tools & put down the control.........

I love femininity without instructions....
I love you!
Let's heal...
Let's grow....
Let go!!!!!!!!!

~By Wanz Poole at The Romance Cafe.

The Beautiful Snow

Some say it's too cold. They find any way to make the weather a negative thing. I say it's beautiful. Every climate is an expression of life. God made all four seasons for us to enjoy. For example, watching the snow fall from the clouds is such a blessing. It's a beauty, that should not be taken for granted. The snow flows freely through the sky. It doesn't worry where it lands. It allows the wind to blow it any direction. It has no care in the world.

Snowflakes come in all shapes and sizes, but that doesn't bother them. They bounce around together, flying in the air, dancing to find a place to land. Falling fearlessly, with no reservations, just happy to finally join others and create great beauty. Have you ever watched the fun that snowflakes have? Take time to appreciate winter. Look out the window and dream. Be free like the snowflakes, and don't worry where life takes you...

~Appreciate nature and remember to keep it happy!

Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW

Author of "Charcters of Lust"

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I Thought it was You

When I received the call, my heart dropped, I couldn't talk. Disbelief covered my being.
Tears rolled down my face. I looked in the mirror and couldn't believe what I was seeing.

And to think I was angry with you. Didn't want to hear what you had to say, putting off our love for another day.

Not talking to you, ignoring your calls and texts. You made me mad and I didn't want to hear anything you said.

Staring at myself in the glass, I repeated, "Why was I so selfish? Why did I let pride get in the way?" The only thing I could think of was revenge and making you pay.

Hurt someone you claim to love? That's not functional. You get what you give.
And now I would do anything just for you to live...

Realizing I loved you more than I would ever admit. Reminiscing about the time we spent.

This experience has changed me. I remember death now. Reality is here.
It doesn't feel good. The pain is real. And oh how I want you near.

Cherish life. Tell your loved ones you love them. Talk things out. And don't live with regrets. Express yourself while a person still has breath.

I love you and I don't care who knows. The game is over. Okay, you win.
Stubbornness gets you nowhere. I know you still want to be my friend...

Hurt no more. I will never leave or dismiss you.
You've taught me a valuable lesson. Now, I know what to do.

You are still here. Thank God, I still have time left; time to tell you how I really feel. You don't have to wonder now you know the real deal.

I will practice what I preach, because this near death experience has made me appreciate your touch. Let me end this by saying, "I love you so much."

Because I thought it was you. I will never take you for granted again. Join me and allow our hearts to mend...

~Cherish Life. Treat others with respect, love, and gratitude. Never leave angry or upset. Express yourself and exit with love. Live with no regrets. And remember to keep it happy!

In Memory of Kirkland Randall. Thank you for placing smiles on our faces and making us look and feel beautiful. We love you, you will be missed dearly...

Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW, Published Author
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Love Heals the World

Love is patient.

Love is kind.

Love is happy.

Love is forgiving.

Love is soothing.

Love feels good.

Love is free.

Love heals the world.

When you give love, you receive love. Relationships are true reflections of you. Take a look at your behavior, if you are not acting out of love you'll see it. Learn to love, love unselfishly, love unconditionally, love even when it doesn't feel good.

Everyone needs love, and some need more than others. As you grow you can ignore negativity and love regardless. If you only give love, it has to return to you. Don't spend the rest of your life treating others bad because they treated you bad or attempting to hurt someone because they hurt you. Stand up and show love. Heal the world with love...

~Remember to keep it happy.
Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW author of "Taste of Lust"

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What is an Alter Ego Affair? You're Invited!

What is an alter ego? The dictionary states, "An alter ego (Latin, "the other I") is a second self, which is believed to be distinct from a person's normal or original personality. A person with an alter ego is said to lead a double life." So who are you, when you are not yourself? Who do you want to be secretly? What is your deepest lust? Dig deep and there you'll find your alter ego, the other you... For example: super hero's, naughty nurses, domanatrix, goddesses, Marilyn Monroe, gangsta, an innocent school girl, biker boy or girl, a Gesha, a pimp, stripper, a cook, or the unique person who's living inside of you...

Love is in the Air! Come share the passion with The Romance Cafe. 'This is 'An Alter Ego Affair' so come dressed to ~ 'Unveil Your Inner Beauty & Sexiness'!... Enjoy the delicious "pink panties" martini, cocktails, hor d'oeurves, exciting door prizes, games, & an extraordinary romance showcase! Experience beauty & bliss with a fabulous fashion show extravaganza! Tickle your senses & join us for an evening of sweet seduction! Men & Women invited, Couples encouraged, as we unlock the secrets to a healthy & fun romance/relationship. Lotions, Potions, & Lingerie...Glittering & Gorgeous, You'll see! Naughty or Nice, come in your boldest outfit! Guest Appearance by LeBlanc, author of "Taste of Lust" and "Characters of Lust". Remember, the most powerful weapon in the world is the human soul on fire! ღ•ʚįɞ

Bring your friends...

When: Saturday, February 25, 2012

Time: 4pm to 7pm

Where: The Lingers Martini Bar

4142 W. 167th St, Oak Forest, IL 60452

(near Country Club Hills)

The Love I Took For Granted

The Love I took for granted. I thought it would always be around. I allowed my ego to inflate, interchanging kindness for lust. Refusing to give love, selfishly pleasing myself instead of taking time to love back. The Love I took for granted.


The Love I took for granted. Now that it's gone, I miss it. I foolishly thought it would stick around. It warned me, but I was sitting on my throne refusing to believe that anyone would leave me. The Love I took for granted.


The Love I took for granted. I treated it bad. I showed no respect. I was too afraid to be my sensitive, compassionate self. Too worried about my macho image, wanting no one to see me love. The Love I took for granted.


The Love I took for granted. Why did I fall asleep on it? Why didn't I cherish it? It loved me unconditionally. It made me smile. It was a crazy love, I have to admit, but now that its gone I miss it. The Love I took for granted.


~Appreciate the unique Love in your life. Listen to their needs, wants, and desires. Learn to compromise. Remember, emotions change by the minute and everyone moves on when "Love" no longer feels good. Never take Love for granted.


Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW
Author of "Taste of Lust" and "Characters of Lust"
Founder of The Romance Cafe Home Party Business
CEO and Owner of Smarty Pants Village

Live Your Dream Now

What are you waiting for? Why aren't you living your dream now? Don't get caught up in the everyday routine of life. Time is ticking...Start working on your goals now.

This is your life, you can do, and be whatever you want. Live for you, not mom, dad, sister, brother, grandmother, grandfather, or your best friend. They are living their lives, now you do the same.

Stop building the dreams of others. If you work that hard for them, imagine what you can do for you. Invest in yourself today!

~Remember to keep it happy...

LeBlanc, author of "Taste of Lust"

Not Worried What Others Think of Me

I'm free! Free to explore different things. It’s like I'm flying with big healthy wings. Not worried what others think of me, I'm free!

I'm free! Free to do the things that bring me joy. It doesn't matter if it’s never been done before. I live to receive pleasure and give it in return. Not worried what others think of me, I'm free!

I'm free! If I want to be wild and adventurous, that's okay too. I love my body and I'm in control of what I do. Life is always changing and so am I. I'll try new things instead of wondering why. Not worried what others think of me, I'm free!

I'm free! I live with no regrets. Every task that was done, you better believe I enjoyed it and had great fun. Not worried what others think of me, I'm free!

I'm free! An inspiring soul is what I be. I'm enjoying life's journey and what God has for me. Whatever I ask, I shall receive. The highest goals I will achieve. Not worried what others think of me, I'm free!

Free your inner soul. Live without judgment. Pursue success and don't ever worry about what others think. If it brings you joy for the moment it’s worth it. Please yourself and be free!

~Remember to keep it happy...


Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW, Author of "Characters of Lust"
CEO

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Sex Sounds

Sounds enhance intimacy. Our bodies become aroused by what we hear. A transformation of sexual pleasure takes place when seducing noises invade the soul. The sweet sounds release endorphins in your brain, which causes natural juices to flow freely in all the right places (wink! wink!) Slurping, kissing, sucking, moaning, groaning, licking, gasping, and heavy breathing tend to magnify foreplay and any acts of seduction. For example, when performing oral sex, make as much sound as you can. It will heighten the moment and give endless pleasure. Pay attention to how your partner responds to those sounds. You may be giving them one of the most fulfilling sexual experiences of their life.

~Remember to keep it happy...


Karlyn LeBlanc, LMSW, Author of "Taste of Lust"
CEO

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